"Did you buy this?"
"Yes."
"Why?"
"It was on sale."
"I hate Kraft mayonnaise. Listen to it. It squishes."
*He inserts a knife into the jar upon which I hear a normal mayo sound and continue to stare blankly at him.*
"You can't hear that!?! Yeah. That's disgusting. Actually, the best mayo I ever had was the Smart and Final brand."
Just when I think I'm beginning to know the man...
he's right... we have Kraft mayo and it does squish. now I can't eat it because that fact has been pointed out to me. :oP
ReplyDeleteYou might be interested in making your own mayo. I don't like the stuff, but have made it in the blender...
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