It's been time to clean out my purse for a long time. A really long time. I've done several half-inventories, quickly, right before heading out the door and only to make room for whatever I needed to fit.
So I decided to do a complete inventory of my purse, uncensored, for your entertainment.
The purse, before. Snapped closed. Neat and unassuming. A tad bulky.
The purse, after. Emptied of it's cargo. A tad shocking.
What IS all that, you might be wondering. I took notes.
The following was in my purse, in no particular order:
- 1 knitting work in progress. (Hat for Doug.)
- 1 make up brush. (Lancome 8.)
- 1 wallet. (Currently frustratingly unable to close due to the $5 McDonalds gift cards destined for gift bags for the homeless people we encounter.)
- 2
mini composition books filled with my random thoughts and ideas.
- 1 bag Traditional Medicinal Organic Eater's Digest tea.
- 1 Kindle Paperwhite. (My preciousssssss.)
- 1 mini-journal containing Bible verses I'm memorizing. (Demand a recitation the next time you see me!)
- 2 reusable shopping bags. (Our county has banned the use of disposable plastic bags.)
- 2 small tins of Altoids Smalls. (Simply Mint flavor.)
- 10 (TEN!) pens. (1 appears to be stolen from church. Thou shalt not steal pens.)
- 1 handout from a different church on which was scribbled the URL to a knitting website recommended by a friend.
- 1 bottle of lotion.
- 2 pairs of sunglasses.
- 2 Sugar 'n Cream yarn labels, saved for the dishcloth pattern on the back.
- 1 Cherry 7-UP Lip Smacker.
- 1 credit-card-sized dental floss dispenser.
- 3 small bottles of hand sanitizer.
- 1 purple plastic counting bear.
- 1 packet containing 1 cloth and 1 bottle of lens cleaning solution.
- 1 harmonica.
- 2 strawberry shortcake dolls. (Strawberry Shortcake and Orange Blossom.)
- 1 4G thumb drive. (Not pictured because I immediately put it on Superman's laptop; he's been looking for it.)
- 1 additional cloth for cleaning glasses.
- 1 snack sized baggie containing 4 multivitamins and 2 iron pills.
- 1 travel size dental floss container.
- Another flash drive. (Capacity unknown. Also not pictured for the same reason the other wasn't.)
- My 1-year CODA chip. (Happy recovery to me!)
- Dr. Pepper Lip Smacker
- 6 State Farm anti-texting-while driving thumb rings.
- 1 dried cherry. (Poor cherry.)
- 1 Hello Kitty mood ring. (Val exclaimed, "My RING! Eliot gave this to me when I took Tesla out of his room!")
- 4 hair barrettes.
- 4 mini hair clips.
- 3 hair bands.
- $1.26 in change (2 quarters, 5 dimes, 4 nickels and 6 pennies)
- Small ring with 6 laminated Bible verse cards attached.
- LunchSkins bag full of trail mix. (Perhaps the dried cherry escaped from there?)
- Paper with notes from last week's lesson (on grace) at Celebrate Recovery
- 1 lacy hair clip. (Worn by Elaine in my brother's wedding! It has not been in my purse since then.
- Paper from our city's sewing center with details on the machine I'd like to buy.
- Strawberry Lip Smacker.
- 1 mini mag lite. (Eddie Bauer.)
- 1 duck call. (Yes. You blow on it and it makes a noise like a duck quacking.)
- 1 mini bottle ibuprofen.
- Little green rubber bouncy ball.
- 1 Bible.
That's 91 items in one purse. What's in
your purse? Think you can do wors-uh-better? Bring it on!